Who said first dates should be tensed?
Who said first dates should be tensed?
The toes are the tip
Give me a better quote
I'm housework and you'll do me
Do i catch your eye?
Fill me, nurses are made for creampies
Wilderness is fucking in tents
Prepare me for college, daddy
Rounded to perfection
You had to look for wood, didn't you?
Body warmth is cure for cold
If it's buff stick it in
In private i'll dance on your pole
You're brand new, let's rip your seal
Let's hang, fuck and whatnot